[Come on in, orphans. The trial room slams shut to reveal a strange, almost 1950s-looking replica of the Oval Office with the usual podiums. Perfectly normal, perfectly patriotic. The center of the office opens, a desk slowly rises from the darkness. Note this desk has a button labeled The Button. It's...it's Monobear?
Monobear laughs. And laughs. Laughs so hard his face splits in two. His body splits in two. It's...Ren?! That's right. Ren. Why do you think he has a placard that says President Hoek? He wears a monocrhome Commander Hoek outfit. A big stitched scar goes down the middle of his face, leaving one half of his face black and one half of his face bleach white.
He's strapped in to the chair, his hand ever hovering over The Button. This is it. This is his final audition for his new Best friend. Ever since Stimpy was gone, no one was worthy...but that will change.]
You worms...I gotta hand it to you, you're like a nose goblin that's hard to pick.
But this is it. This is your last square dance. So let's get to it!
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Monobear laughs. And laughs. Laughs so hard his face splits in two. His body splits in two. It's...Ren?! That's right. Ren. Why do you think he has a placard that says President Hoek? He wears a monocrhome Commander Hoek outfit. A big stitched scar goes down the middle of his face, leaving one half of his face black and one half of his face bleach white.
He's strapped in to the chair, his hand ever hovering over The Button. This is it. This is his final audition for his new Best friend. Ever since Stimpy was gone, no one was worthy...but that will change.]
You worms...I gotta hand it to you, you're like a nose goblin that's hard to pick.
But this is it. This is your last square dance. So let's get to it!
[Start]