[Rude. He's taller than you-... okay, he knows that's now what she meant. It's still irritating. He has to think over the evidence...]

I know you wanted me to be the "first" for something. And those books you read? You really need a better taste in them. Why not read something light hearted for once?

[ANYWAYS!] And Tarrlok isn't a Viceroy. He's a politician. Unless you wanted to make him your second in command.