It's time for Round Two!

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DANGAN ROLEPLAY KINK MEME

GUIDELINES/RULES:

1. All requests- smut, fluff, gen, or otherwise (alternate murders, anyone?)- are welcome so long as it's about DRRP.


2. Fic and art fills are all good.


3. This is for all rounds of DRRP, canon or gimmick. Intermingled cast requests ("what if so-so and so-so from this and that round met?") are acceptable.


4. Stay anon because it's funner that way.


5. Use proper trigger/content warnings for sensitive and/or offensive subjects, just like you would in DRRP proper. If you don't, it will be deleted.


6. This is a judge free zone; however, be mindful of character ages, esp. in regards to the younger characters.


7. If you do not want your character to be involved with the smut or things that make you uncomfortable please contact me. A list is being prepared to remind everyone.


8. Respect player wishes if they ask to not have their character be in smut, or anything out of their comfort zone. Again, comments in volation will be deleted.


9. HAVE FUN. If any of these rules are broken let me know on this account, or on plurk (demidemonLove) and I will take care of it as soon as I can!

Original Meme Post by: foolreversed

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Wario, Gaston and Dan starring in "The Smelly Losers That Nobody Liked"

[(Anonymous)]

The Smelly Losers Nobody Liked is filmed before a live studio audience.

Scene: The living room of a large house where Wario, Gaston, and Dan all live together in bachelor bliss. Food wrappers and laundry and tossed around the floor and furniture, and the only clear surface is the TV stand.

An eighties sitcom saxophone riff plays as we cut to Dan lounging on the couch flipping through the channels. The front door slams open and Gaston walks in, tall and proud.

"Dan, my good man! I've been out at the gym since this morning and I have never felt as powerful as now!" He flexes a bulging arm. The audience whistles.

"Whatever, jerkface." Dan pounds the channel button and he gets more and more frustrated at the content on the screen. "Why don't they make anything halfway decent in this day and age?! Each news station talks about the same fucking thing! These soap operas are absolute garbage!" He throws the remote at the TV screen, knocking it off its stand so it crashes onto the floor. And possibly chips. Neither of them care. "And I don't care what you did today. Go bother someone else."

"Like who?" Before Gaston can answer, a fat man bursts through the ceiling as the audience cheers for five minutes.

"WAHAHAHA! WARIO IS-A HERE!" He flexes both arms, which are more muscular than whatever Gaston could ever hope to achieve. "Dis-a show just got-a better!"

"Did you just break through the bathroom floor?!" Dan throws the half-empty bowl of chips at Wario, who opens his mouth wide to swallow it whole.

"Thank-a you! And no. I broke through the attic, Gaston's room, and the bathroom!"

Gaston recoils in horror. "My room?! No, those photos of Belle!" He runs up the stairs.

For once, Dan is is a good mood. "Thanks, Wario. He needed that hole in his room after he broke down my wall in the middle of weightlifting." Dan will never understand why he thought throwing dumbbells across the gym was a good idea in the first place. "Hey, now we can install that elevator I keep asking you guys about."

"No. It's-a stupid idea!"

"Yeah? And why is that? An elevator will cut down on traveling time, and we could send food upstairs without any of us having to leave the kitchen. It's a brilliant idea!" Because Dan thought up of it.

"Because Wario thinks it's stupid!" He farts and flies back up the hole he created. "WAHAHAHAHA!"

"GET BACK HERE! WARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dan shakes his fists at Wario, who is slowly drifting away on a cloud of noxious gases. The audience laughs.

In the meantime, Gaston salvages through the wreckage of the room. Most of his photos are scattered on the floor or ripped up, and the painting he made of himself is in pieces. "Oh...my Belle. How could that terrible Wario do this to you!" He grips the remains of his favorite photo to his heart. Behind him, Wario rises up from the bathroom below with his arms crossed.

"Na naa na naa naaaa!" He taunts before another fart rockets him up to the attic.

"You'll pay for this!" Gaston grabs the crossbow he leaves on his desk and aims it upward. Wario already has walked away from the hole, but Gaston fires a warning shot anyway.

"Hey! Watch-a what you're-a pointing that, idiot!" Wario peers down the hole and shakes his fist at Gaston.

"Look who's calling me an idiot, you idiot!" Dan continues to shout from the first floor.

"Both of you, silence!!" Gaston roars. "Wario and I will settle this man-to-man, outside."

"If you two are fighting, I'm coming, too." Dan runs upstairs to his room to grab his flamethrower.

"Eh, you're-a gonna get beat by the mighty Wario anyway," he says casually while picking his nose.

The three menchildren head to the yard, which is overgrown with weeds and has three barbecue grills rusting on it. It's the third fight they had this week, but it has to be treated with grave seriousness like the others.

Which smelly loser will win this round? Find out after the break!

The Smelly Losers Nobody Liked will return after these messages.

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