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It's time for Round Two!

DANGAN ROLEPLAY KINK MEME
GUIDELINES/RULES:
- All requests- smut, fluff, gen, or otherwise (alternate murders, anyone?)- are welcome so long as it's about DRRP.
- Fic and art fills are all good.
- This is for all rounds of DRRP, canon or gimmick. Intermingled cast requests ("what if so-so and so-so from this and that round met?") are acceptable.
- Stay anon because it's funner that way.
- Use proper trigger/content warnings for sensitive and/or offensive subjects, just like you would in DRRP proper. If you don't, it will be deleted.
- This is a judge free zone; however, be mindful of character ages, esp. in regards to the younger characters.
- If you do not want your character to be involved with the smut or things that make you uncomfortable please contact me. A list is being prepared to remind everyone.
- Respect player wishes if they ask to not have their character be in smut, or anything out of their comfort zone. Again, comments in volation will be deleted.
- HAVE FUN. If any of these rules are broken let me know on this account, or on plurk (
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(Anonymous) 2015-08-29 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)Isabelle cleared her throat and read off her clipboard. "We know that somebody ate all the cookies between three and five this afternoon. Everyone was there for lunch and saw them going into the jar, and Dave said he took one at three."
"There were still a ton in there," Dave added from his spot. "I only had one, I swear. Do you think I could've eaten a whole jar of cookies in one go?"
Kayneth gave a flourish of his hand. "With the metabolism of teenage boys, I wouldn't be surprised..."
"Dave-kun would've been honest about it if he did, British guy," Haruka said. "You know, all 'Haruchin, your baking is a gift from the heavens, I ate all thirty-six cookies, please transfer to the Kalos base because main headquarters does not deserve your glory! Also, the reason I hid in the library makeout closet to eat them because there were crumbs and grey hair in there is because of my shame and blond is totally close enough to grey, and I only threw a picnic blanket halfway into the wormhole machine to cover my tracks because Haruchin having to do the dumbest things in investigations is a time-honoured tradition, so the mystery is solved!' But he didn't say that, so it probably wasn't him."
Harvey facepalmed. "Kid, I really don't get you... And what's this about dumb things?"
"...nobody told you about slipping and falling in your blood, did they, or the lavatory..." Kayneth grumbled as if he hadn't had anything to do with the latter.
Haruka rubbed the back of her neck. "Yahaha."
"This whole trial is stupid," Silver said, shifting on his heels. "Didn't we go through enough of these in the hotel? It's just cookies. You can make more."
Kureha's bear ears perked up. "Just food? Coming from you, that's suspicious. Didn't you used to hoard rations, gao gao?"
"That was for survival!" Silver snapped, a little too quickly.
Dave raised his eyebrows over his shades. "The bro doth protest too much. I know you got a food stash at home, man."
"Whoa, whoa, maybe we should think about this first." Rufioh waved his arms in front of himself. "I mean... there was grey hair in that closet, and Silver's is red, right?"
Allie shifted uncomfortably. "Weavile's isn't. His fur is that same dark grey. We already tested it against Kureha's and hers was too light, and Futo's not here, so..."
Silver stepped back, a hand on his belt. "So... so what if I -- That doesn't prove anything! I could've just been there before! Or it could be somebody else!"
"So we're doing this again, are we?" Kayneth couldn't roll his eyes hard enough.
Duster gave him a reassuring look before turning his attention to Silver. "If you did it, we won't hurt you. We just want to know. Those cookies were for everyone."
"Oooooooor we could just check the security cameras," Allie said, leaning towards Silver with a grin.
Silver took another step back from his chair, put his hands over his face, and began to laugh menacingly... before stopping and shaking his head.
"Okay, no, that was creepy."
"You THINK!?" Dave recoiled. "I thought you were gonna go murderschool on us, bro!"
"I thought you were possessed!" Haruka offered.
Silver groaned into his hands. "Fine, fine, next time I'll just take one... Maybe. Possibly. No promises."
"I think we have a verdict," Isabelle said. "Um, what are we supposed to do now?"
"Lecture the kid on stealing food?" Harvey shrugged.
"He's never gonna learn," Allie said, patting Silver's shoulder. "I say this with love."
Silver, for his part, was turning as red as his hair again.