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THE MASTERMIND AU
NICK V. CN EDITION

It's time for Nick vs. CN's mastermind meme!

To those who aren't familiar, this is essentially an AU where your character is the one responsible for Nick v CN's Mutual Killing Game, and all of the carnage that came with it, from the kidnapping to the motives to the trials to the executions! And now, they have chosen to reveal themselves before the remaining members of their class at the final trial!

As such, you are free to play around with this as much as you would like; was your character just another pawn in the grand scheme of things, or did your character put everyone in the Killing Game for a different reason? What is your character's motivation for bringing despair? What do they intend to get out of this seemingly senseless killing? And what does the rest of the class have to do to stop the madness and go home?

There's probably going to be quite a bit of AUing from your character's original canon happening here to make them into the best harbingers of despair they can be, so feel free to go as nuts with it as you want to! And, of course, feel free to tag others with your character's reaction to their classmate's big reveal; it doesn't matter whether or not your character made it to endgame, have fun and mix up the survivor pool as much as you'd like!

Oh, and feel free to describe your character's sweet new Monobear-themed duds, too!!

Original meme text borrowed and modified from loveisanopendoor!

Comments

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

You're kidding.

[You were the one leading them along all this time.

Wirt honestly can't believe that of all the people it could be, it was you.]

[pectoralmutt]

It's always the one you least suspect.

[Now time to rock back and forth in his chair.]

You may be king, but I'm President!

And what better friends than politicians, huh?

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

[You got that right, Ren.

In fact, Wirt still seems more concerned about this than the actual trial at the moment.]

I really doubt that. I mean, who would even vote for you? Do you even have, I dunno, a platform or anything that you campaigned on?

[pectoralmutt]

You wanna know my platform?!

[BEEP.

Down comes a TV screen showing whoopsie daisy the Earth. What's that over there? Why it's Australia that looks like it's had a hole blown in it.]

I BLOW UP ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME. GET IT?!

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

[Holy shit.

Wirt just stands there, mouth open dumbly as he stares at the screen.]

That.

That can't be real.

[pectoralmutt]

I know, you must be thinking 'that old Hoek is a liar after that fake motive'.

Well I got The Button.

If you wanna test me, I'll take out what's left of Alaska!

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

I-

Alaska? Really?

What did Alaska do to you?

[pectoralmutt]

Someone needs to keep those elves in line. They think they can hide forever just cause I took away their North Pole?!

[Yes this guy has a dangerous amount of power.]

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

That's not-

[How does this keep getting worse and worse? Wirt smiles out of frustration, shaking his head.]

So. What is it you actually want, exactly?

[pectoralmutt]

That's easy!

I want you all to be my friends! Or one of you if you're willing to kill for it.

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

...What if we don't want to be your friend?

[pectoralmutt]

Then I choose I different country. And then when I run out of world, you DIE.

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

Couldn't we just be pen pals? I mean, more buddies and acquaintances then friends? I think we could do that.

[pectoralmutt]

Sure! Send my best wishes from Australia.

[Enjoy living in the hellhole that's Australlia.]